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Selected work.

I Was Chivalrous To Men For A Week (Thrillist)
The Unfuckables (The New Inquiry)
Lily Allen’s Return To The Pop World (Paper)
This Guy’s Proposal To His Girlfriend Will Make You Laugh… And Cry  (NewYorker.com)
Beware The Manic Pixie Dream Boyfriend (The Cut)
Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse (Jezebel)
Fake Movies, Real Men  (The New York Times, republished online)
Places I’ve Cried or Places Ludacris Claims to Have Had Sex In “What’s Your Fantasy?” (McSweeney’s)
I’m a Self-Made Woman With Class Anxiety (ELLE.com)

Essays featured in:
The Jewish Daughter Diaries: True Stories of Being Loved Too Much By Our Moms
Crush: Writers Reflect On Love, Longing and The Power of Their First Celebrity Crush


Other stuff.

Why Is Lorde Holding Taylor Swift’s Foot In This Instagram?
The GQ Guide To Playing Off Embarrassing Social Media Situations
How To Not Be an Annoying Boyfriend on Social Media
How Often Should a Happy Couple Have Sex?
How To Talk To Strangers In Bars: A Guide For Millennials
How To Avoid Breaking Up In Ikea
Is Kissing Cheating?
How To Have Better Sex: Get High First

I Don’t Want To Quit My Job And Move To An Island
Stop Trying to Be The “Cool Bride”
The 15 Girls You (Sometimes Unfairly) Resented In High School
17 Inane Dude Texts, Decoded

Kyle Chandler’s Roles Ranked By DILFness  
11 Reasons Sleeping With a Husky Guy is The Best
A BJ Beginner’s Guide To Spitting Or Swallowing
Never Stop Eating: An Ode to Husky Men
I Had Sex With Myself on The Q Train While Eating a Gyro
Do Kegel Weights Make You a Sex Goddess?
How To Give Him a Hand Job He’ll Actually Like
A Complete Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex
8 Things To Do With His Balls

Vulture recaps
Eastbound & Down
Real Housewives of New Jersey